Ghole: Suggest a name for the magazine.
Me: Could it be something to do with the Badshahi mosque?
Ghole: No. Suggest a name currently on the list. *sends list*
Ghole: Could be like?
Me: Well I don’t know! I’m not the bloody sub editor!
Me: And congratulate the idiot who came up with D and D zine, would you.
Me: How about tootsiyah? No idea what it means but it sounds nice.
Me: Wait, that’s the name of a qurshi sharbut. -____-
Me: Dammit, the ideas that you get from thinking on my wavelength.
Me: I WANT CREDIT FOR SUBCONSCIOUSLY EVOLVING YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS!