Me: Y WE NO HAVE THREE-WAY-CONFERENCE-MESSAGE SISTUM?!
McDreamy: It would then be something like...
Me: Hi, handsome.
Ghole: Hey, thank you.
Me: Not you, dumbass. Him!
Sage: WHOSE HANDS ARE SOME?!
Me: I called you handsome!
Ghole: That's what I friggin' thanked you for, loser!
Me: Aargh! I wasn't talking to you!
Sage: Y u no tawk 2 me. Me iz sad.
Me: Get lost.