The surgery test went straight into the doldrums. Apparently, I was feeling a tad suicidal (which might or might not have had anything to do with the House series finale), and made up a primary hyperparathyroidism that arises due to a microadenoma in the pituitary gland. Somebody, kill me now!
In other news, I tried on the sorting hat. And this @harisghole won't send me his thesis to read.