Oh, Snap!


Me: Miserable.
ZJ: What?
Me: Me. Miserable. Bored. Must annoy somebody! Difficult is uber sad.
ZJ: Yup. Eminem is about sad music. Write ten bad things about my today's presentation. #alwayshaveworked
Me: I'd rather write ten good things about yellow. :P
ZJ: That'd be okay too... :-)
Me: Seriously though. I think I might need some selective serotonin reuptake inhibitiors.
ZJ: Potatoes? =\
Me: No, kumquats. :p Antidepressents, Newton!
ZJ: You need a vacation... Hey, hey, look, just there...

I think I need a new theme. Yup.

p.s. Future posts on this abandoned island shall be short and pointless like this too. Like when I snorted into my bloody Mary when he said potatoes. Okay? Capisce?
p.p.s. Peas for the people who missed my presence! And for Alec Lindsay, who misses the sound of me banging into walls. I"M BACK BI#^T%CH%$^^#^*Z!!
Well, maybe.


10 comments:

Tazeen said...

*Chains you to the walls of this dreary blog* Try escaping now, Romeo.

Oh-kay. No idea why I called you that.

P.S.: Welcome back, as cliched as it sounds! :)

Alec Lindsay said...

Patience rewarded! The number of times I've turned up here only to discover you were still stuck in some slough of despond somewhere else beggars belief. I started to suffer severe withdrawal syptoms. I began to think you might not be a reliable person. Then I steadied myself and realised that religions and great political dogmas have been built on thoroughly unreliable people before so I needn't absolutely dismiss the idea that you might yet save the world! :o) Love, Alec

SaJ said...

Tazeen, you've made me into a sort of Bloody Baron, pining after my lost love! Thank you, though. :)

SaJ said...

Haaw. I was waiting for your comment, Alec. :) Hear that people? I MIGHT YET SAVE THE WORLD! :) When I'm not busy banging my head into walls, that is.

On second thoughts, that sounds kinda scary. Heh.

Furree Katt said...

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*massive hug*

H.G. said...

H.G. ko H.G. rehnay do!
"ZJ" :-( (hates you for this)
Go Eat Shit.
(some YELLOW shit)

I'm eating some mangoes. They're Yellow too... haha... And they SMELL YUUUMMMMMMMYYYY! :p

Too bad strawberry season is over... :S
I loved that scarlet shake so much that I used to drink it thrice daily... #truestory

Now, Yellow Love. :D

H.G.

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

Me likes pointless banter sometimes. :P

And the peas are still there, now there are potatoes too? :O

Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete

Maryam said...

What Furree said. SERIOUSLY.

SaJ said...

Awww. Thank you all, you lovely people. Even H.G. :)
Peas for all of you!

Nas said...

Welcome back! Why are you giving up peas? You hate them. -____-

:)